JUNEBUG IS THE PLACE FOR YOU IF:

 

YOU PREFER TO BE BAREFOOT

YOU ENJOY CANNONBALLS INTO A POND

GETTING LOST IN THE FOREST IS A GREAT DAY

YOU ARE VEGAN OR PLANT-BASED

YOU FIND JOY IN LIFE OUTSIDE OF HUMAN LIFE

YOU ARE NOT SO SERIOUS

YOU HAVE THOUGHT...HMM, MAYBE LESS IS MORE

YOU PRACTICE YOGA, ACTUAL YOGA, NOT JUST AMERICAN STRETCHING

YOU PICK UP SPIDERS AND LET THEM OUTSIDE

YOU CALL TINY HOUSES REGULAR HOUSES AND CALL REGULAR HOUSES MANSIONS

YOU ARE A PART OF THE LBGTQ+ COMMUNITY

YOU PREFER CONVERSATIONS GO BEYOND SPORTS AND THE WEATHER

YOU ARE SEEKING QUIET AND STILLNESS

YOU CAN PACK ALL OF YOUR THINGS FOR THE WEEKEND IN ONE BACKPACK

YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN YOU'RE LONGING TO LEAVE THE CITY, TOO

YOU ARE AMAZED BY THE COUNTLESS STARS IN THE NIGHT SKY

JUNEBUG IS NOT THE PLACE FOR YOU IF:

 

YOU TRAVEL WITH YOUR FURRY FRIENDS​ (HAIRY HUMANS WELCOME)

YOU HAVE A BUTLER THAN TENDS TO YOUR DAILY NEEDS

YOU ARE AFRAID OF LIFE (BUGS, SNAKES, GRASS, AND STARTING YOUR OWN FIRE)

YOU ARE AFRAID OF THE DARK

FLUSH TOILETS ARE A NECESSITY TO YOU

YOU HAVE A NEED TO BE LOUD

YOUR FIRST QUESTIONS ARE ABOUT WIFI, OUTLETS AND A/C

YOU ARE POLITICAL (UNLESS YOU AGREE WITH US)

LIFE SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY

YOU THINK BEARS ARE STALKING YOU

WALKING TWO MINUTES TO THE BATHROOM IS TOO MUCH TO HANDLE

YOU TRAVEL WITH A SEPARATE SUITCASE FOR MAKEUP AND/OR SHOES

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY A VEGAN WOULD HAVE A GRILL

YOUR RELIGION IS THE RIGHT RELIGION

YOUR SOCIAL AWARENESS IS THAT OF A 3 YEAR OLD

YOU DESCRIBE LIFE AS "DANGEROUS"

YOU SEE BEE NESTS AND SPIDER WEBS AS DIRTY (THEY ARE HOMES, SILLY HUMAN)

YOU ASK QUESTIONS THAT CAN EASILY BE ANSWERED BY YOUR OWN GOOGLING ABILITY

YOU RECOMMEND AND GIVE ADVICE TO PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW

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1950 County Route 19

Beaver Dams, NY 14812

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